Sunday, 1 November 2009

Halloween

Halloween is a silly day, by the way I need to promote my blogs better, cause no one reads them very silly. comment if you read this post.

Thursday, 29 October 2009

The End: SO SAD!!!

The time has come to delete this blog and move to a new space as all good blogs must do. Like my first one ‘WWW.alfieisanutter.blogspot.com’ but for my third blog there will be much more frequent posts and probably an on going video blog combined with the prank calls!

Live Writer

Wow, Just discovered windows live writer! Which you can edit your blog without blogger! and add videos, photos and maps so much easier!

Monday, 19 October 2009

Jade Orr Conversation

08 July 2009, 10:04 PM, Skype.

Jade: Hi, In resistant materials tomorrow, can you help me with my clock?

Alfie: Yer sure, What do you have to do on it?

Jade: It's the screws in the back, keeps coming off.

Alfie: Yer I'll fix that.

Jade: so have you masturbated?

Alfie: (JOKE) Yer loads about 700 times!

Jade: Really?, I should try it!

Alfie: Yer you should.

Jade: How do I do it, explain.

Alfie: Well you put your fingers up you vagina, and you go in and out or around as fast as you like until
you get an orgasm.

Jade: Which hole is it?

Alfie: Ear hole.

Jade: Ok I'll try it, so do you like my vagg?

Alfie: (Quite disturbed by now) not really.

Jade: Why?

Alfie: There's probably better ones in the world

Jade: Would you ever go out with me?

Alfie: Nay!

Jade: Oh, Why?

Alfie: Cause your weird!

Jade: How am I?

Alfie: Cause you ask people if they masturbate!

Jade: No you said that.

Alfie: How did I you asked Jess and Matt first.

Jade: Jess?

Alfie: cox

Jade: oh yer.

Jade: Lol, do you like me as a mate? Can we be mates?

Alfie: No, cause you still scare me. Anyway g2g, have fun experimenting!

End of conversation

Sunday, 16 August 2009

14 and 1/3

My exact age is 14.333!

Thursday, 13 August 2009

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

Post

I haven't posted anything for a long time so here is a post!